In the latest episode of Broad City, Abbi and Ilana deal with every city-dweller’s worst nightmare: bedbugs. Recappers Danielle and Lindsay react:
When Abbi and Ilana were diving in their convertible:
Danielle: They’re coming back from Florida!
Lindsay: This is the first episode that’s bled into another episode.
Danielle: I guess that’s right… Isn’t it too cold to have the top down?
Lindsay: If you have it, you do it.
Danielle: Driving in New York sucks.
Lindsay: That’s how I felt when I moved to Philly.
Danielle: Yeah, everywhere you go you get towed.
Lindsay: Like five times!
When Abbi tries to return her Dunkaroos:
Both: WHERE DID SHE GET DUNKAROOS!?
Danielle: Did she get them from Florida? Why didn’t she eat her fucking Dunkaroos. WHY ISN’T ABBI EATING THEM?
Lindsay: I still don’t understand how she got Dunkaroos.
When Ilana gives Lincoln a dog:
Lindsay: That is irresponsible. You don’t give animals as gifts.
Danielle: Unless it’s to me.
Lindsay: LINCOLN IS CORRECT. IT IS A BIG CHOICE TO MAKE FOR OTHER PEOPLE.
Pooping in Barnes & Noble:
Danielle: Why is that a thing?
Lindsay: Pooping at Barnes & Noble? I don’t think it’s a thing.
Danielle: I think I heard this on a podcast. Maybe Abbi mentioned it on a podcast. Maybe it was Illana’s podcast.
When Ilana gives Abbi an expensive purse:
Danielle: I don’t want to make too many judgements here, but wouldn’t it be better if she gave it toward rent?
Lindsay: Sometimes people like things. It boosts her confidence.
Danielle: If she has two months of rent, she has more time to spend on art. But where did Abbi get this money from?
Lindsay: Her grandma.
Danielle: But how did she have so much money?
Lindsay: Because she lived in Florida and invested widely.
Danielle: How long do you think it will take for Ilana to spend all her money?
When Ilana gets bedbugs:
Lindsay: Oh god.
Danielle: I think this is going to traumatize me.
Lindsay: When I was 11 years old, a spider’s nest hatched in my room and there were thousands of spiders on my ceiling.
Danielle: Did you know stores that sell stuff that gets rid of bedbugs are more likely to get bed bugs?
Lindsay: Whoa. Hold on. Let me me process this.
Danielle: How do people get rid of bed bugs?
Lindsay: You burn everything.
Danielle: Really? I don’t think that’s what they do.
Lindsay: You have to burn everything they touch.
Danielle: I don’t think that what you do.
When Abbi is mugged:
Lindsay: Holy shit, it’s Steve Buscemi!
Danielle: Oh no, he’s going to steal that bag.
Lindsay: And then she won’t be good enough for Anthropologie.
Danielle: He’s gonna be like why bother.
Lindsay: This is my favorite cameo of the season.
Danielle: Wouldn’t it just be easier to rob the store?
When the girl at the bodega scares Steve Buscemi away with a rifle:
Lindsay: She’s never going to be able to exchange her Dunkaroos ever after this.
Danielle: I still don’t understand why she would do that in the first place.
When Lincoln won’t let Ilana in because of their dog:
Lindsay: Oh, he’s right. I’d never let anyone with bedbugs near my d…
Danielle: This dog! He is so cute. Lookit. Lookit. Lookit.
When Abbi lets Ilana stay with her:
Lindsay: Abbi is going to let her in because it’s a lesson that Abbi is the only person who truly loves Ilana.
Danielle: If either of us get bedbugs that’s what we’ll have to do.
When Abbi starts her first day at Anthropologie:
Lindsay: Is being an Anthropologie employee something to aspire to?
Danielle: Oh, she’s going to be an unpaid intern.
Both: Security!
Lindsay: Does Anthropologie even need security?
Danielle: It’s expensive.
Lindsay: So much that they need security?
Danielle: It’s expensive! It’s more than Urban Outfitters!
After the episode:
Danielle: What happened to the car?
Lindsay: This was such an important episode.
Images via Broad City/Comedy Central
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